Sticks and Stones

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

wasssssssupppp

I am just bored....so here are thoughts. Why do they have all these new ads with hot people in them for McDonald's?? What is that all about? A response to Super Size Me...cuz it ain't like eat a dollar burger and turn dreamy.......I mean if you'll buy that as a campaign - - I got a few things I need to sell you.
You know what their campaign should be......something like "you know you're hungry and you only got two dollars - we'll take care of you" or "Come try the quarter pounder with cheese.....it is addictive" (small print: and like Heroin could ruin your health) or "Late night? Spend too much? We'll get you up and fed for under a buck." or "You like hot sexy ladies - the don't like you. We know it sucks - come have a burger."

Anyway..oh maybe that is the ad.....now I get it. It shows you a hot dreamy guy/gal and then next to his/her smoldering eyes it says some shit about the dollar menu.......but the underlying message is: "Honey, no you can never get this piece of ass....but for a buck - we'll make you think you feel good for 5 minutes."

Anyhow....the street of my new temp. job is/was blocked off today with bomb squad afoot. It seems there should be more to say about that....but there isn't. Only point of interest is - how unphased everyone on the street was....like ok these high towers make explode on my head but damn I gotta get some coffee and be to work by 9.

Another funny thing is how people say they don't like drama......shut the fuck up...you don't like drama when it is annoying. But you love the juicy other shit....you like the - - whatever you like: sex in the bathroom, lines on the table, drinks with your friends, first dates,making music,being fooolish with your friends with a facecloth on your head, great fucks, going to clubs.....whatever it is you like. I mean drama is just : an episode that is turbulent or highly emotional - right? So you like the high drama.....monkey drama if you will....the I got laid on a pool table in Brooklyn kinda drama but not the consequences that come with that - - right? That's all.....but you can't get the highs without the lows.....you can't be a rockstar quietly in a corner.....there's always a comedown. The best you can hope for is to see the beauty in the fall....and find the power to be a jumpy bouncy superhero once again.

Also - why is there actually not any ginger in most ginger ale...what is that taste? Sodium benzoate?




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